Because sometimes you have to do something bad to do something good.
Oscar Wilde, The Complete Fairy Tales 

(Source: quoted-books)

shawskankredemption:

Bruce Banner’s first line is one of reassurance and calm and then he crouches down so he can be on the young girl’s level so he’s less intimidating and will be able to help GODDDD HELP ME I LOVE BRUCE BANNER HE IS A DARLING

A while back I made confusing family trees far less confusing, or at the very least I tried. So, this is the constructed genealogy of Bruce Banner and his lovely, beautiful cousin.

didipenny:

exchanging headcanons and AUs with friends like

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Beware; for I am fearless, and therefore powerful.
Frankenstein, Mary Shelley

(Source: fuckyeahliteraryquotes)

sonofhulk whispered:
LEXXXXXXX

alexiabarton:

sonofhulk:

alexiabarton:

Me? There was a what?

…Dude, are you okay?

My… mom…

[he opened his eyes slowly] Lex… my mom…

… Your mom? 

[Sits down next to him] I’m confused, I thought your mom was— Y’know.

So… did I. But she-it-she-justbefore-she-here.

alexiabarton:

sonofhulk:

… You… think… I’m… attractive? [His voice went squeaky]

[…Blushes] Well… Yeah, I do. 

Since when? I thought we were just friends. You didn’t want to date me.