Bruce Banner’s first line is one of reassurance and calm and then he crouches down so he can be on the young girl’s level so he’s less intimidating and will be able to help GODDDD HELP ME I LOVE BRUCE BANNER HE IS A DARLING
A while back I made confusing family trees far less confusing, or at the very least I tried. So, this is the constructed genealogy of Bruce Banner and his lovely, beautiful cousin.
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Me? There was a what?
…Dude, are you okay?
[he opened his eyes slowly] Lex… my mom…
… Your mom?
[Sits down next to him] I’m confused, I thought your mom was— Y’know.
So… did I. But she-it-she-justbefore-she-here.